Churro

I can’t believe I ever disliked this stuff! It’s awesome! Mom says she is trying to work, but I really do have to go potty every 15 minutes! (Eating snow is very hydrating.)

Mom says my work on deconstructing this amazing new toy is ironic. I think she meant iconic? Anyway she was yelling very enthusiastically, so I think she’s quite proud of me.

Is this some kind of sick joke? THIS ISN’T CHEESE!!

Mom just yelled at me. Again. I mean she isn’t reading the books on the bottom shelf so why should she care if I browse? They are delicious. But whatever, I came over here to sit “where she can watch me”. Tell me, why does this thing on the wall even have holes in it…

Here ’til the cat kicks me off…

Good grief the hassle I put up with! I am just trying to do one of my MANY thankless jobs around here. I don’t see anyone else bothering to check these power cords and make sure they’re chew proof. Hmmpf

Does anyone else have to listen to Mom Lectures?? Here I am trying to not look bored as Mom goes on about something called caus-a-tion and cor-re-la-tion. I don’t know if these are other dogs? All I know is I am positive that one time I barked and growled at this toy and it finally…

Mom says I may need to work on my discernment, but my heart’s in the right place.

For Halloween I’m going as a Baked Potato.

Today was my Birthday! I was not surprised to find out April 15 is already a day of national importance. I’ve been around for a whole year after all. I’m sure next year it will be a regular holiday. I enjoyed a day of lounging around doing nothing and occasionally going outside to eat various…