Mom sent me to the park with some friends and I’m not sure what happened but I fell asleep and missed the fun. I was feeling pretty good and sorta floaty and started trying to walk around and sniff myself and then they put this thing on my head and now my life is over….
Peach and I love to wrestle! (I always let her win.) See, we’re twins!!
Mom showed Churro a video of his sister playing in a massive pile of what he assumed was dog bed stuffing (good job Sis!) But when Mom told him it was fluffy ice bits, Churro was flabbergasted. Being a short fellow, Churro was confident he wouldn’t like ice bits freezing his bits!
This was the day I went on my first nature walk. Duration: 30 minutes. My human declined to allow me to sniff *all* the things, therefore we advanced about a half mile and back instead of the 10-foot radius of Other Dog Deposits I had originally surmised would be our focus. I was required to…
Once again, Churro has failed to make his human understand the dire threats lurking in the home, such as this paper towel roll that was sticking out of the recycle can. Even 10 solid minutes of barking at it did not convince his mom of the danger. But he will not be discouraged, and will…
I tried to explain to Mom that the fuzzy black and yellow creature perched on this flower is a threat to civilization and must be eaten just like moths and butterflies. So far my mission to eliminate the threat in all it’s winged, 6-legged guises has been unsuccessful (due to human interference!) But I will…
The aliens have landed, their ship convincingly disguised as a treat dispensing wobble toy. Churro here demonstrates his patented Basic Alien Repelling Kill System. They should be returning to their home planet soon. Any day now. Please aliens, I have a headache. (If you notice something stuck to his behind, that would be remnants of…
This was taken a few weeks after I was born. Mom posted this photo as a look at the “older brother of her future puppy” that she planned to get in Spring 2024. But guess what? It’s me! And here I am just a few weeks later, right where I belong!